On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Sear吹風機：睡眠時請勿使用
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Dial 香皂：使用說明：如一般香皂使用 (那到底是怎麼用呢？)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swanson冷凍食品：食用建議：解凍 (建議而已喔！)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
某飯店提供的浴帽外盒：適用於一顆頭 ( 剛好放得進一顆頭)
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)
Tesco’s Tiramisu點心：請勿倒置 (印在盒子底部)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer麵包布丁：本產品加熱後會變熱
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta熨斗：請勿燙身上穿的衣物
On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boots 兒童咳嗽藥：請勿開車或操作機械
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Nytol安眠藥：警告：可能會引起嗜睡
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
某韓國製廚房用刀：警告：隔離小孩
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
某中國製聖誕節燈泡：限室內或室外使用
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
某日本製食物處理器：請勿用作其他用途
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s 花生：警告：內含花生
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions:open packet, eat nuts.
某美國航空的堅果點心包裝上(飛機上常會發的點心，內含豆子、
榛果等堅果) ：說明：打開包裝，吃堅果
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
某瑞典製的電鋸( 殺人魔會用的那種鏈鋸)：
請勿試圖用你的雙手或生殖器停止電鋸
On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
某兒童穿的超人服：警告此服裝無法讓你飛起來
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