有陣子常搭飛機,因此空服員在起飛前的那段安全宣導致詞,就變得很像催眠曲一樣,因為又長又乏味,而且很多美國國內線的空服員,都是有點年紀的老先生或老太太,和亞洲航空企業慣用的年輕女士差很多,自然而然很難讓人產生注意力。不過,有時耍點幽默的空服員致詞,還蠻讓人絕倒的。
我遇到過耶誕前夕,有空服員唱起耶誕歌曲,讓歸心似箭的遊子們浮起幾絲幸福,也遇到那種剛上任的菜鳥空服員,講得坑坑巴巴的,但乘客們仍很捧場地給予掌聲,他也像一名表演結束的嘉賓般躬身回禮,相當有趣。更絕的是,我還看過一位空服員為解除獨自搭機的小朋友恐懼,現場耍起魔術逗對方開心。總之,我感覺迥長的美國本土旅程,空服員扮演的比較像保姆、伙伴,與印象中以客為尊的服務生感覺不同。
在某位空姐A的Facebook裡閒逛,看到這個西南航空的Rap版安全宣導,實在是太猛了!這樣說起來,要當空服員真不簡單,還真要說學逗唱樣樣會,或者說他們都很多才多藝,影片在此分享。
以下為歌詞(或說宣導內容)
This is flight 372 on SWA
The flight attendants on board serving you today
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and Im here to tell you that,
Shortly after takeoff, first things first
Theres soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst
But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler
Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars
If a monster energy drink is your plan
Thatll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can
We wont take your cash, You gotta pay with plastic
If you have a coupon then thats fantastic
We know youre ready to get to new places
Open up the bench, put away your suitcases
Carry on items go under the seat
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet
If you have a seat on a row with an exit
Were gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it
You gotta help evacuate in case we need you
If you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you
Before we leave, our advice is
Put away your electronic devices
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up
Press the button to make the seatback raise up
Sit back relax have a good time
Its almost time to go, so Im done with the rhyme
Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard
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