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My friend sent me this. Good for couples to appreciate... 

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.                                                  

                                                                                         

      WIFE:                                                                               

      I wrote your name on sand it got washed.                                            

      I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.                                         

      Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.                            

                                                                                          

      HUSBAND:                                                                             

      God saw me hungry, he created pizza.                                                

      He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.                                                

      He saw me in the dark, he created light.                                            

      He saw me without problems, he created YOU.                                         

                                                                                          

      WIFE:                                                                                

      Twinkle twinkle little star                                                         

      You should know what you are                                                         

      And once you know what you are                                                      

      Mental hospital is not so far.                                                      

                                                                                           

      HUSBAND:                                                                            

      The rain makes all things beautiful.                                                

      The grass and flowers too.                                                           

      If rain makes all things beautiful                                                  

      Why doesn't it rain on you?                                                         

                                                                                           

      WIFE:                                                                               

      Roses are red; Violets are blue                                                     

      Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.                                               

      Don't feel so angry you will find me there too                                      

      Not in cage but laughing at you                                                      

                                                                                          

      *in the end, the wife will always have her last say........hahaha that is normal!!*

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2011-03-08 18:25:01
daisy
Hi Lisa
不知不覺 開始愈來愈討厭社會新聞 不想面對太多人性黑暗面 或許真的是心境老了 人變軟弱了 daisy
2011-03-08 20:15:22
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2011-03-09 19:45:28
daisy
Hi Lisa:
今天與先生聊天 他告訴我說你曾經告訴他妹妹我心情不好 我說跟你聊天覺得你很有智慧 知道你人很好 覺得他當時放棄你好可惜 因為你或許會比我更適合他 愈來愈了解你 就愈來愈欣賞你 可惜是這種因緣下認識 卻更說明你的大肚 我想釋懷二字你比誰作得都好 我好累好累 作人與生活都是 努力活著 快樂著
謝謝你的關心 daisy
2011-03-09 19:54:36
是 (若未登入"個人新聞台帳號"則看不到回覆唷!)
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