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兩個女人在天堂聊天(順便學英文)

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven 
女士A：我是凍死的
1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士B：好可怕
2nd woman: How ho! rrible!
 
 
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, Ibegan to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
    
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
    
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
 1st woman: So, what happened?
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。       
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
 
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。   
 I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the sement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
    
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。    
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
    
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。    
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
   

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