看見文盲兄和鼠兄的Blog那麼熱鬧，我也來胡鬧一番......
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“Older People” Survey:
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
旅館職員的小費
2. What’s the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
對象喜歡的地方
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
2003年尾，在理大設計學院工作間狂飲sake 出事
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
從不
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
小學一年級班主任：因為「六四」而落淚的Miss Lee
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
寫「伊朗行」的文章，並獲得出版機會
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
天文學家
8. How many colleges did you attend?
壹
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
顏色配搭協調
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
與我無關
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you…
帶一只小狗搬進香港中西區
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
再睡
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
昨夜給劉芬妮的電郵內容
14. Favorite style of underwear?
三角低腰
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
無所謂．
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
引用村上春樹的用語：「文化上的除雪」
17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
會
18. Get up early or sleep in?
起床是痛苦序章
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
沒有
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
酒逢知己
21. A secret that you wouldn’t mind everyone knowing?
其實我很窮
22. What was the last big item you purchased?
香港經杜拜往德黑蘭的來回機票
23. What do you really want for your birthday?
愛的祝福
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
無所謂
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
Costco在哪？
26. Beach or lake?
兩者皆喜歡
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
沒有那麼誇張罷......
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
無
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
不顧學生感受請假去旅行
30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
想不到
31. What’s your drink?
Margarita/Dry Martini
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Neither
33. Cops or Robbers?
Neither
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
Case by case 啦
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
我是我
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of “Lost” would you be?
未看過"Lost"
37. What do you want when you are sick?
醫生
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
無 (男校生的悲哀)
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
無車．
42. Norm or Cliff?
什麼?
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
未看過
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
過去的，都由它吧
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
誰？我不上辦工室的
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
壞人太多了，殺不完
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Gidon Kremer
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
我慣於一個人睡
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
未
50. Last book you read for real?
Lonely Planet Iran (4th Edition)
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
無
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
杜拜國際機場的洗手間
53. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
San Francisco；提琴老師在那裏
54. Number of texts in a day?
什麼？
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
愛情
56. Do you go to church?
不
57. Pencil or pen?
平時用pen，教琴用pencil
58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller?
什麼？
59. How many jobs have you had?
我是打散工的低下層
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
六十年環遊世界
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