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 A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. 

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" 

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." 

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. 

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. 

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. 

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" 

(You'll love this) 

God replied: "Shit! I didn't recognize you."
 
 
 
 


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豆芽菜 看巄無

你看那紅嘴黑鵯一臉茫然
2013-03-08 00:08:52
裴法研
隊長
覺不覺得很有Ted說笑的味道呀
2013-03-08 00:10:58
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小小的回應讓我笑出聲來，可是現在夜已深，趕快閉上嘴，偷偷笑一下就好，等Ted來改寫成中文囉
2013-03-08 00:20:18
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Ted很厲害的啦
就等他來翻譯囉


（誇了他一下 應該沒問題了 就等明天來看）
2013-03-08 00:26:07
否 是 (若未登入"個人新聞台帳號"則看不到回覆唷!)
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