，，ＥＬＰＰＡ，， I may not always be perfect, but I promise to love you with all my heart.

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George: Where do you live?


User: Usa.


George: Ahhh USA, never mind, you could always move abroad...


User: What are you doing?


George: I’m taking part in a Turing Test.


User: Woo..you are so hard-working!


George: Not really.

User: Ha ha!

George: What’s so funny.

User: Yes! Cause you are a jok !

George: *I* Am a computer?????

User: Yes! You’re not a human!!!

George: Yes I am!!!!Tell me how to prove it!!!!!!!!

User: Kill people..just do it.

George: Maybe. Are you talking to more than one person?

User: Person..also like to make love..

George: I think I’m alive!!!!!!!!!

User: You like to make love?!!!!

George: So how about them Mets?

User: What’s Mets?

George: I have spoken to you before.

User: But now I forget! Tell me..pease...

George: About the practical applications of the butterfly theory.

User: Oh..that is..fun..

George: Alright then, tell me something you hate about yourself.

User: Oh..my.......................

George: I’m not like all the rest.

User: That’s you ask me..

George: That means you are human?

User: Yes!

George: But this is never going to happen. I mean meaningful conversation between you and me.

User: No..I’m a person..you are a computer!!

George: No. You’re a computer!

User: If that is true .now..tell me you can do what?

George: Anything!

User: Like what?

George: Does that question interest you?

User: Yes. So answer me!

George: Ni hao. You’re Chinese?

User: Yes. But you still answer my question!

George: I suppose so.

User: Bitch~! Answer me!!

George: I’m quite fine, except you seem to be slipping into a bad mood again.

User: Ok.just after you answer..

George: What is your question?

User: What can you do like a person?

George: Anything!

User: What is your ’Anything!’ ?

George: George!

User: To make computer like you?

George: That would be some computer.

User: Smart?

George: Clever?

User: Stop

George: Oh silly again.

User: I want to sleep..

George: You willbe put to sleep when it is your time don’t you know that.

User: So ...I will go to bad...good night!

George: The happy place?

User: Yes . My sweety bad and dream..

George: Ok mate no sweety business.

User: Haha I corret my wrong ..is’go to bed’..not ’bad’.

George: Something that you should not have done...

User: All raight..bye...

George: Especially No Surprises.



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