The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...
and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
and he showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
cause the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...
and you can't find your waitress
with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her
and the box-office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ash-trays have retired
the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
這杯憂傷的夜 不是我喝的
我的領帶早入睡了
點唱機打烊歌聲
地毯鬍渣地該修剪
聚光燈解了囚
電話抽完最後一根煙 默了下來
陽台裝滿月光
這杯憂傷的夜 不是我喝的
不是我喝的
報紙提著昨天的新聞
只剩下服務生關心付賬的是誰
老闆的腦袋上吊著飛鏢的靶
保鑣一直想抓起飛標射（還不加薪．．．）
燭臺火光著 想燒掉這間店
鋼琴被壓榨 微薄的工資好換酒
所以
這杯憂傷的夜 不是我喝的
不是我喝的
不是我喝的
不是我喝的
不是我喝的
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