國際鬧鐘協會 ※ 台長 YV 努力為眾會員製造「其實你還沒畢業」的感覺 ※ 協會成立緣起:有一天,台長發現她的好朋友幾乎都是外硬內軟的超級大ㄋㄠ種（甚至外軟內軟的ㄋㄠ柿子）! 國際鬧鐘協會(International Coward Association) 於焉誕生!

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昨天一天就把昆德拉的 Identity K 完。是的！這表示開學的腳步近了，而這位台長非常不長進，仍然使用【駝鳥大法】的蓋世武功/傲招過暑假。

無論如何，昆德拉總是一位好作家，雖然這本書沒有《生命中不可承受的輕》三分之一的好，拿來練【駝鳥大法】應該還是無可厚非。

這本書的情節實在讓我不太快樂！我最討厭不肯解釋誤會的人，可是這個故事從頭到尾就是誤會，而且個人認為昆德拉想說的是一種因為巧合的誤會造成的假覺醒。

也許這才是真正的生活吧？！我們可不能期待天天住在迪士尼皇宮裡！像那兩隻無敵可愛又可惡的花栗鼠 Chip and Dale 一樣陽光又健忘，唐老鴨想要挑撥牠們，不超過五秒鐘，奇普和戴爾一定又握手言和，回覆成超有默契雙胞胎！

http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ebs57Q4-Q&feature=related
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=YJEViAD9M3U&feature=related
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksc81D886Y8&feature=related
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書裡有很多片段都剛好是 YV 最近思緒到達的 FU 點，所以讀起來特別有感覺，例如夢境…… 比較「好笑」的是他討論「無聊」。（其實他想帶入的是嚴肅的生/死議題。）摘錄幾句讓大家笑笑：

Walking towards the beach, Jean-Marc passed a bus stop. The only
person there was a girl in jeans and a T-shirt; without much ardour
but nonetheless quite unmistakably, she was writhing her hips as if
she were dancing. When he was very close, he saw her gaping mouth:
she was yawning lengthily, insatiably; the great open hole was
rocking gently atop the mechanically dancing body. Jean-Marc
thought: she’s dancing and she’s bored.

He reached the sea wall; down below, on the beach, he saw men with
their heads thrown back releasing kites into the air. They were
doing it with passion, and Jean-Marc recalled his old theory: there
are three kinds of boredom: passive boredom: the girl dancing and
yawning; active boredom: kite-lovers; and rebellious boredom: young
people burning cars and smashing shop windows.
(p.15)

我想，把乞討來的紀念筆畫在札記上應該算是一種積極的無聊吧！？
也就是說，咱們無聊共和國的所有成員都是放風箏的這一類吧？