很多年前看到一個順口溜，笑到岔氣。今天胡亂google 居然找到了！
等老子有了錢，先養兩孩子，想生男的的生男的，想生女的生女的，男孩子我一次生兩個,抱一個，牽一個.
等老子有了錢，先買一電腦，想裝XP裝XP，想裝NT裝NT，XP一次裝兩個版本，用一個，留一個.
等老子有了錢，喝老酒抽香煙，想喝紅酒喝紅酒，想喝白酒喝白酒。香煙點兩根，抽一根，燒一根。！
等老子有了權，當主席當書記，想收臺灣收臺灣，想打日本打日本。(原來他們是這麼想的！)政黨建九個，用一個，供八個！
等老子有了錢，喝礦泉水吃臭豆腐，想放麻醬放麻醬，想吃香油放香油。礦泉水買兩瓶，喝一瓶，洗手一瓶！
等老子有了錢，喝啤酒吃燒烤，想烤葷的就烤葷的，想喝貴的就喝貴的。啤酒買兩瓶，喝一瓶，再喝一瓶！
等老子有了老婆，想打就打，想罵就罵，包二奶就找2個，放家裏一個，放單位一個。
等老子有了小車，想違章就違章，想軋警察就軋警察，沖燈就沖兩次，紅的沖一次，綠的沖一次！
等老子有了錢。想上歐洲就上歐洲，想去美洲久去美洲，一次包兩架飛機，一架座機，一架護航。
等老子有了錢，吃冰棍兒啃冰胡兒，想吃紅果兒吃紅果兒，想吃奶油吃奶油。冰棍兒一次買倆根，吃一根，唆一根。
等老子有了錢，去中關村買光碟，想買正版買正版，想買盜版買盜版，每樣兒買兩張，“快進”看一張，“快退”看一張！
等老子有了錢，去燕莎買絲巾，想買紅的買紅的，想買綠的買綠的，一次買兩條，脖上系一條，腰上系一條！
等老子有了錢，去照藝術照，想照成人樣照成人樣，想照成鬼樣照成鬼樣，一次照兩套，穿衣服一套，不穿衣服一套。
等老子有了錢，買高檔汽車，想買賓士買賓士，想買寶馬買寶馬，一次買兩輛，前面開一輛，後面拖一輛！
等老子有了錢，買高級別墅，想買城裏買城裏，想買郊區買郊區，一次買兩棟，我住一棟，養豬一棟！
等老子有了錢，天天去按摩，想按腿按腿，想按腰按腰，一次雇倆按摩師，一個按摩，一個觀摩！
等老子有了錢，就不怕得病，想得愛滋得愛滋，想得非典得非典，傳經理一個，傳版主一個！
等老子有了錢，就建個皇宮，想要美女有美女，想要美酒有美酒，太監就找兩個，一個毛寧，一個紅豆。
等老子有了錢，先買個冰箱，想吃凍豆腐就吃凍豆腐，想喝冰啤酒就喝冰啤酒，洗衣機買個雙缸的，一缸裝面，一缸裝米。
等老子有了錢，就去買電腦，想買IBM的買IBM的，想買DELL的買DELL的。一次買2台，我玩一台，拆一台！
等老子有了錢，就去做變性手術，想變男的變男的，想變女的變女的。一次找兩個醫生，一個給我變，一個他變我看。
http://bbs.mopyx.com/index.php?showtopic=2249
等到老子有錢了，就修建體育場，想修全封閉的就修全封閉的，想修露天的就修露天的，一修就挨著修兩座，一座踢上半場，一座踢下半場。
等到老子有錢了，就去買球隊，想買皇馬就買皇馬，想買尤文就買尤文，要不就兩個一起買，抽空就讓他們打比賽，上半場真踢，下半場假打。
等到老子有錢了，就給球隊買幾個球星，想買貝克漢姆就買貝克漢姆，想買卡洛斯就買卡洛斯，買了都要打主力，貝克漢姆打左前衛，卡洛斯就打右後衛。
http://blog.tfol.com/User/keming/2006-02/80642.html
If I Were a Rich Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc
[TEVYE]
”Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it’s no shame to be poor.
But it’s no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?”
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I’d build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I’d fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
Squawking just as noisily as they can.
And each loud ”cheep” and ”swaqwk” and ”honk” and ”quack”
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say ”Here lives a wealthy man.”
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man’s wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart’s delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she’s in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
”If you please, Reb Tevye...”
”Pardon me, Reb Tevye...”
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi’s eyes!
And it won’t make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you’re rich, they think you really know!
If I were rich, I’d have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I’d discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
Lord who mad ethe lion and the lamb,
You decreed I should be what I am.
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?
If I were a wealthy man.
(From Fiddler on the Roof)
窮人的願望好像都差不多!
(YouTube 有29個版本，其中還有 Placido Domingo 版！
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY4zREjplik&mode=related&search=)
