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experience got together and decided to open a place they couldn't get kicked out of. Soon after, on October 4th of that year, the doors to the first Hooters Restaurant opened in Clearwater, Florida. The now famous "Hooters Six" were: L.D. Stewart, a painting contractor; Gil DiGiannantonio, a liquor salesman; "Uncle Billy" Ranieri, a retired service station owner; Ed Droste, a real estate executive; Dennis Johnson, a brick mason by trade; and Ken Wimmer, a partner in the painting business with L.D. Strange group.
天(日)在4月 笨人上的適當地合併汽笛, 1983 , 當絕對地有沒有以前的餐館經驗的六個商人一起得到和決定開地方時, 他們出不能變得踢。 不久以後, 在那年的10月 4 上, 汽笛第一餐館的門在 Clearwater , 佛羅里達開了。 現下著名" 汽笛六" 我們者e: L.五百 。 史都華德 , 一個油畫承包單位 ; Gil DiGiannantonio , 液體推銷員; " 叔叔(伯父)比利" Ranieri , 退休(回去)的服務(車)站所有者; Ed Droste , 不動產實施; 鄧尼斯 詹森 , 根據貿易(商業)的磚頭(積木)磚石工; 和知識範圍, 用 L.五百 油畫商業中的夥伴 Wimmer 。 奇怪的 群 .
Out of their fertile imaginations-and more R & R than R & D-came the concept of Hooters. The restaurant would combine their favorite manly finger foods with the 50's and 60's music they felt best exemplified a happy, nostalgic time in most Americans' memories. Then came the wood. Lots of wood. Walls, floors, tables, bars-Denny & L.D. put it everywhere, choosing T1-11 as the exterior of choice because it was the cheapest.
The irreverent sense of humor started with the creative menu saga written by Ken. It combined nicely with the most important element, the beautiful and vivacious Hooters Girls. The name Hooters came from a popular comedy sketch by one of the nation's hottest comedians of that time, Steve Martin.(The Christmas tree lights only came to be a part of the concept because everyone was just too lazy to take them down after that first Christmas - Hey, it's not my job!)
And, of course, we can't forget the great food.
出他們的肥沃想像- 和比 R 更多R 和 R 和五百 來的汽笛的概念。 餐館使他們的最喜歡的雄赳赳手指食品與這 50's 結合並且 60's 音樂他們感覺在多數美洲(美國人)的記憶(存儲器)中以例說明感覺得一個福祉的, 懷舊時間最好。 然後, 這個木頭來了。 大量的木頭。 牆, 樓層(地板), 桌子, 酒吧(條)- Denny 和 L.五百 。 到處都放了它(這), 作為選擇的外部的選擇 T1 - 11 因為它(這)最便宜。
以由知識範圍它(這)寫的有創造力(性)選單傳奇開始的不尊敬幽默感精細地與最重要的元素, 美麗的和快活的汽笛女孩結合了。 那次名字汽笛由民族(國家)的最熱(炎熱)的諧劇演員之一來自流行諧劇草圖, 史蒂夫 燕。 (耶誕節樹點燃因為每個人都剛剛(僅僅)太懶, 不能在那個首先以後把他們記錄下來僅僅來(以)是概念的一個部分耶誕節- 他, 它(這)不是我的工作! ) 和, 當然, 我們不能夠忘記這份很大食品。
The first Hooters Girl, Lynne Austin, was hired on a bet. One fine day in sunny Florida, one of the Hooters Six anchored his boat off Clearwater Beach to swim in and catch the Jose Cuervo bikini contest. Droste bet the gang on the boat that he could entice the winner of the contest to become the first Hooters Girl. He then bravely paddled into shore.
After failing to convince the subsequent winner (L.A.) to join the troop right then and there, Droste dug a business card out of a rolled up plastic bag (a wet card would be tacky). He told her that if her job as a GTE telephone operator didn't work out, she should call them. Weeks later, Lynne tried to get off work at GTE to attend yet another bikini contest. She quit the job when they refused. The next day, she called Ed to join the Hooters team. The Hooters Girl was already evolving in the face of another phenomenon: Ed's secretary Loretta in shorts. Finding Lynne only accentuated their resolve to follow this "girl in jogging shorts" idea.
第一個汽笛女孩, Lynne 奧斯丁 , 接受雇用了打賭。陽光充足佛羅里達的一好天, 一個汽笛六離開拋錨他的船(以)在中游泳和捉住這個 Jose Cuervo 比基尼競賽 Clearwater 海灘(岸)。 Droste 打賭他能誘惑競賽的勝利者(以)成為第一個汽笛女孩的船上的拼合的印版。 那時(然後)他到岸(邊)裡勇敢地槳葉。
在沒能相信爾後勝利者以後 ( L. 一 。 ) 那時(然後)和在那裡參加騎兵隊正確(右), Droste 挖了商業卡片一個滾動的塑膠(可塑)提包 (溼卡片膠黏) 。 他告訴她她的作 GTE 電話操作員的工作是否沒制定, 她應該叫(打電話給)他們。 數週以後, Lynne 盡力把 GTE 的工作取下來(以)還出席另一個比基尼競賽。 當他們拒絕時, 她退出工作。 次日, 她叫(打電話給) Ed (以)參加汽笛隊。 汽笛女孩面對另一個現象: Ed's 的 Loretta 秘書(曾是)已經扼要地講進化。 發現(得到) Lynne 對跟隨僅僅著重強調了他們的決心它" 闖紙短(的)中的女孩" 主意(想法)。
All hands were on deck as the first Hooters began to take shape. L.D.'s wife Juanita sketched at a logo. Ed's then wife Pam found a little dive in Clearwater and negotiated the lease with landlord Jim Burns that is still in place 16 years later (witnesses swear two cockroaches emerged from the surroundings to co-sign at the closing). While Ed arranged the shoot for Hooters' first billboard, Gil indoctrinated Lynne by making her clean out the refrigerator and scrub the floors. Construction (more like destruction) went fast and in just months it was time to open. Appropriately, Denny and Ed put tombstones inside white picket fencing out front that bore the name of all the businesses that had failed in that location. With Gil on the floor and Uncle Billy at the door, everything was a go...except the fryers. Don't they have to be lit to cook wings? Call Chicken Unlimited, they gotta know!
And the food was good.
如當第一個汽笛開始成行, 所有手都在甲板( 橋面) 。 L.五百 .' S Juanita 妻子在標識語寫生了。 那時(然後) Ed's 的在 Clearwater 找到了一個小跳水和以 16 年以後 (見證人發願兩個 cockroaches 在關閉從環境到共同符號出現) 仍然在地方的燃燒(燒毀)地主(房東)吉姆 談判脈幅調制妻子租約。 當(儘管) Ed 安排(置)了汽笛的第一 看板 的射, Gil 透過使她這個雪櫃打掃乾淨和擦洗(這些)樓層(地板)灌輸 Lynne 。 建設(築) (更像破壞(毀滅)) 進行得快速和在正義(公正)的數月是開的時候。 適當地, Denny 和 Ed 在籬笆出(外)的白支柱裡面放 tombstones 鑽孔的前面名字疏忽那位置的所有商業。 對於門旁樓層(地板)和叔叔(伯父)比利上的 Gil , 一切都是一個去。 ..除了 fryers 以外。 必須對炊事員機翼他們不光的? 叫小雞無限, 他們 得到一個 知道!
和食品好。
Although fun, once open the pressure to succeed was intense (two of the Hooters Six were Italian). So Droste the marketing guy donned a chicken suit and stood in traffic waving people in the door (many still consider the costume an improvement in his wardrobe). Shortly after the trick in the costume and an event known as Super Bowl, the little joint's fame began to spread. And now you know which came first, the chicken or the Super Bowl. At least they never swam out in water, brush in mouth, to paint the word Hooters on a partially swamped boat. . .or maybe. . .nah!
雖然玩笑, 但是曾一度開這個壓力要成功是激烈的 (汽笛六的二是義大利的) 。 所以 Droste 銷售小夥子小雞西服和在門方面使人們波動的交通中站(立) (許多仍然在他的 衣櫥 中把這個服裝看作改進) 。 服裝中的騙局和一個事件叫作超級碗不久, 很少接縫(聯合)的名譽開始傳播(展開)。 和你(們)現下知道哪個首先來了, 這個小雞或者超級碗。 他們從未在水中至少游泳過出(外), 在嘴中刷子, 以在一艘部分地沼澤的船上畫(油漆)詞汽笛。 ..手術室 大概 ...nah!
They had a hunch, little did the Hooters Six know how much the public yearned for a fun, casual alternative to the existing fern bars and fine dining establishments. Hooters was to become an oasis.
An oasis with great food.
By late '84, with Uncle Billy dealing with two hour waits to get in the door. So the Hooters Six met and struck a deal with a likeable nut, Hugh Connerty, who wanted to take the restaurant worldwide. The deal was consummated with a flip of the coin in a local nightclub and the secret wing sauce recipe changed hands, with Gil transferring them in a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. (Because, remember. . .the food's good.)
他們有肉峰, 很少的做汽笛六知道多少公眾渴望到(這些)現(存) 蕨 酒吧(條)的玩笑, 偶然選擇和好的正(進)餐建立。 汽笛(是)要成為綠洲。
很大食品的綠洲。
在晚的以前' 84 , 二小時處理的叔叔(伯父)比利等待陷入門。 所以汽笛六相遇和打了處理可愛堅果, 修 Connerty , 誰想要拿這個餐館世界範圍。 使經營隨硬幣在本地 夜總會 中的擲而完善了並且(這些)祕密機翼調味汁處方改變的手, 在公事包中調動他們的 Gil 對他的手腕手銬了。 (因為, 記得 ...食品好的。 )
Neighborhood Restaurants (which later became Hooters of America) embarked on a bold development campaign under the Hooters, Inc. trademark and oversight. Gradually the concept grew from Clearwater to Lakeland to Tampa to Atlanta. When an injection of capital was necessary to stimulate future growth, Connerty turned to a Texan named Jim Hammond. Then joined Bob Brooks, founder and owner of a company in Atlanta called Eastern Foods that supplied food products to restaurants and grocery outlets. A few years later Brooks would take over from Connerty and build the company to approximately 70 company-owned Hooters restaurants with franchisees accounting for another 150 worldwide. The originators of the concept still own the trademark and own and operate 14 locations in the Tampa Bay Chicago areas, with plans for many more to open in the next few years.
Thanks to a lot of really great food.
鄰近地區餐館 (以後成為了美國(美洲)的汽笛) 著手汽笛, 下的一個大膽發展競選運動。商標和超風景。 逐漸概念到亞特蘭大從 Clearwater 到 Lakeland 到 坦帕 生長。 當資本(首都)的注射刺激將來成長(所)必需時, 轉動向 德克薩斯人 的 Connerty 給 Hammond 吉姆 命名。 然後, 亞特蘭大的公司的連接(參加)的小河一先令 , 創立人和所有者把東方食品叫做向餐館和雜貨店退場口供給了食品產品。 更晚的小河從 Connerty 那裡獲取幾年和建設這個公司(以)用說明另一 150 世界範圍的 franchisees 接近 70 個公司擁有的汽笛餐館。 概念的發明者仍然擁有這個商標和擁有和操作(這些) 坦帕 海灣芝加哥地區(範圍)的 14 個位置, 以多許多的計畫以(這些)下一次極少年後開。 由於許多確實很大的食品
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In 1985, the first Hooters Calendar (1986 edition) debuted with its soon-to-be-famous feature girl, Lynne Austin. After noticing the magnetic appeal of the very photogenic L.A. (Va, Va, Va, Zoom!), Droste submitted her photo to PLAYBOY magazine, hoping to get exposure for the restaurant.
在 1985 年, - 以不久- 是- 著名的特性(特點)女孩, Lynne 奧斯丁 第一本汽笛日曆 ( 1986 個版本) 有它的 debuted 。 在通知(注意)很光基因的 L. 一. 的磁呼籲以後 (伏-安 , 伏-安 , 伏-安 直飛上升! ) , Droste 提交她的照片給 花花公子 雜誌, 希望給餐館找揭露。
The magazine wrote back, "Who's the beautiful girl?" Then came the exposure. Lynne, along with a story of Hooters, made her debut in the Centerfold of the July PLAYBOY in '86, going on to become one of the most popular Playmates ever, with her video becoming one of the best sellers of all time. Sales of VCR's skyrocketed. (Okay, we made that last part up. At least for Denny and Ed, they did.)
然後, 揭露來了。 Lynne , 連同汽笛的故事, 使她但是在7月 雜誌中的摺頁 中的 花花公子 , 繼續(到)成為一個最流行' 86 Playmates , 她的視頻成為所有時間的暢銷貨之一。 卡式錄放影機's 的銷售流星焰火了。 (很好, 我們製造繼續分開。至少為 Denny 和 Ed , 他們做了。 )
With the spotlight on L.A., Hooters hit the road. They featured her and the Hooters Girls at community events, charity functions, sporting and other major events. They created the industry's most revolutionary marketing strategy - taking the show outside the restaurant to promote it person to person.
The Hooters Calendar soon became a top-selling calendar in the world, earning industry awards along the way. (We think people buy it mostly to read the articles). Through the calendar and corresponding radio appearances and talk show references, the fame of Hooters and the Hooters Girls spread universally.
In addition to her billboard appearances, Lynne became the Hooters spokesmodel. Her beauty, wit and charm captured fans around the world and in every walk of life. Thereafter, the Hooters Calendar became known as a launching pad for major talent. Dozens of Hooters Girls have used it as a springboard to successful modeling and acting careers.
Very famous centerfold!
對於 L. 一. 的聚光燈, 汽笛打(擊)了道路。 他們由她主演了和處於團契事件狀態的汽笛女孩, 博愛起作用, 誇耀和其他的主要事件。 他們創造(引起)銷售策略採取餐館外面演出(展覽)以對人增進它(這)人的工業最革命的。
不久汽笛日曆在世界中成為了一本最高賣的日曆, 沿著路(方法)賺得工業獎賞。 (我們認為人們大多數買它(這)(以)閱讀文章) 。 透過汽笛的日曆和相應的無線電出現(外表)和談話的演出(展覽)參考, 名譽和汽笛女孩普遍傳播(展開)了。
除她 看板 出現(外表)以外, Lynne 成為了汽笛 spokesmodel 。 她的美人(美), 才智和 魅力 在世界周遭和處於每個職業捕獲了扇子(風扇)。 此後, 汽笛日曆變得叫作對主要才能一個發動襯墊。 數十個汽笛女孩對成功的仿製和行動(扮演)閱歷把它(這)用作 跳板 。
很著名的 雜誌中的摺頁 !
It's early '87. Do you know where your Hooters are? A local television program director approached the Hooters Six with another revolutionary idea: Why not feature the Hooters Girls on late night T.V., introducing and hosting the late movie? Debuting as "Hooters Nite Owl Theater" and starring Lynne Austin, the show soon ranked #1 in its time slot. Fan mail poured in by the thousands. . .okay, dozens. The show was syndicated in 13 major markets nationwide. The "Hooters Movie of the Weak," rapidly became a favorite with viewers for its Saturday Night Live-style comedy sketches and political skewers and began to beat out all the competition in its new afternoon time slot - including baseball! The show went off the air in 1995, victim of a legal skirmish between Hooters of America and Hooters, Inc. which would see the Hooters Six sending L.D. Stewart to HOA for future unnamed draft picks.
它(這)是早的' 87 。 你(們)知道不 (沒) 知道你(們)的汽笛是在哪裡? 本地電視程式主任為什麼不在晚夜晚 T.V 上由汽笛女孩主演用另一個革命 石斑魚類 a:接近了汽笛六。 , 介紹(導入)和主人這個晚電影(院)? 作" 汽笛 Nite 貓頭鷹劇場" 的 Debuting 和星星的 Lynne 奧斯丁 , 不久演出(展覽)等級了# 它的時間槽(縫)中的 1 。 扇子(風扇)郵件數以千計地傳來了。 ..對, dozens .演出(展覽)在 13 個主要市場全國範圍中辛迪加了。 " 弱者的汽笛電影(院), " 它的星期六夜晚生活(居住)- 風格的諧劇草圖和政治的 skewers 迅速成為與觀眾的一個最喜歡的和開始打(擊)它的新下午時間槽(縫)包括的棒球中的所有競賽出(外)! 播音結束在 1995 , 美國(美洲)和汽笛汽笛之間合法進行一場小衝突的犧牲品, 個中演出(展覽)去了。看(見)汽笛寄(送)六 L.五百 。 史都華德 到將來沒有名稱草案的 喂 選擇。
In the growing Hooters tradition of seizing opportunities, HOA President Bob Brooks spotted the unsponsored up-and-coming owner/driver Alan Kulwicki. They cut a deal for the last NASCAR race of 1991 in Atlanta. That great exposure blossomed into a full sponsorship the following year, which resulted in the little underdog nicknamed "Mighty Mouse" winning the prestigious Winston Cup at the Hooters 500 on the very track where it all started. His reverse victory lap became a signature.
在抓住機會的生長汽笛傳統中, 喂 總統一先令 (斑)點的小河這個 unsponsored 來的 艾倫 - 和- Kulwicki 所有者/ 司機。 他們在亞特蘭大切(挖)了對(用 )於 1991 最後的 全國運動汽車競賽協會 比賽的分給。 到一個完全 保證人的地位 裡的那很大揭露 blossomed 這下面的年, 它(這)導引綽號的小失敗者在上在汽笛 500 贏得有聲望 Winston 杯子的" 強大老鼠" 這個很軌跡(磁道)它(這)在哪裡所有都開始了的。 他的相反的勝利圈成為了簽名。
Then on April 1, 1993-ten years to the day of Hooters first incorporation-tragedy struck. While on a promotional trip carrying the Hooters colors, fan-favorite Kulwicki, along with Mark Brooks, Dan Duncan and Charlie Campbell, all perished when their plane crashed outside of Bristol, Tennessee. The system mourns its champions but has come back with greater resolve to honor their memory.
然後, 在4月 1 上, 對汽笛天的 1993 - 十年第一結合悲劇敲擊(罷工)了。 當(儘管)在連同記號(成績)小河, 鄧肯 浮標 和 笨蛋 Campbell 拿(搬運)汽笛顏色, 扇子(風扇)最喜歡的 Kulwicki , 的一個提升旅行上, 都毀滅了他們的飛機什麼時候在布里斯托 , 田納西外毀壞了。 系統哀悼它的冠軍, 但是, 回來此時有更大的決心使他們的記憶(存儲器)增光。
With new units and sales steadily increasing, Hooters went international. Tranquility set in for a brief time until. . .the EEOC. After four years of investigating Hooters' policy of hiring only women to be Hooters Girls, the commission concluded that Hooters was discriminating against men by not hiring them to be Hooters Girls (huh?). In a move to protect the very essence of the concept, Hooters, Inc. and Hooters of America joined forces to bring their case to the world.
對於新單位(單元)和銷售穩定增長, 汽笛去了國際(的)。 平靜在一個簡短時間設置了直到。 ..這 就業機會均等委員會 .在調查汽笛的租借唯一的女人汽笛女孩的策略的四年以後, 委員會得出如下結論, 汽笛用不雇用他們(以)是汽笛女孩在歧視人們 ( 嘿 了嗎? ).在運動方面為了保護概念, 汽笛, 的真正本質。和美國(美洲)的汽笛到世界對寶石會師了他們的情況(箱子)。
Soliciting grassroots support from customers and supporters, the gang took the first "Hooters Guy" (a virile and scruffy Hooters manager by the name of Vince Gigliotti) and hundreds of thousands of written protests to Washington to contest the EEOC's investigation and findings. In a fluke of circumstance, the timing coincided with the government shutdown on November 15th, 1995. Hooters' plight was the top media story of the moment. (Another then not-so-publicized event occurred simultaneously while the Hooters Girls Marched on Washington-an intern was delivering a pizza to a certain oval office. Coincidence? Maybe. . . the Hooters Girls did march past the White House.)
Representatives took the floor of Congress on their behalf. Newt took a stand on Meet the Press, while Crossfire and editorials across the country took up Hooters' cause. The world responded, then finally so did the EEOC. The future of the Hooters Girl was secured.
顧客和支持者那裡的請求 基層的 支援, 拼合的印版拿第一(冠軍)" 汽笛小夥子" (用 Vince Gigliotti 的名字的強有力的和 骯髒的 汽笛管理人員) 和到華盛頓成千的成千上萬個寫的抗議(以)爭奪這個 就業機會均等委員會's 的調查和研究結果。 在環境的 錨爪 中, 計時 1995 年在上面11月 15 日與政府中斷而相符合了。 汽笛的 困境 是此刻的最高媒介(方法)故事。 (那時(然後)當(儘管)在華盛頓汽笛前進女孩, 另一同時發生(出現)了不- 那麼宣傳的事件- 拘留犯(曾是)傳送(寄送)一義大利脆餅到某種橢圓辦公室。 巧合?大概 ...汽笛女孩經過白宮確實前進了。 ) 代表在他們的利益方面吃了國會(大會)的樓層(地板)。 牛頓採取了集會媒體上的站立, 當(儘管)越過國家(農村)的 交叉火力 和編輯的承擔了汽笛的原因(事業)。 世界附應了, 然後最後那麼做了 就業機會均等委員會 。 確保了汽笛女孩的將來。
As Hooters' menu expanded so did its fame. The system now boasts customers from all age groups, all walks of life. They are all folks who have found "a cure for the common restaurant." Cures are even available in grocery stores across the country with the emergence of Hooters Foods Wing Sauce, Breading, Hot Sauce and HOA's HooterAid.
由於(隨著)汽笛的選單膨脹了也如此它的名譽。 現下系統從所有年紀(時期)小組, 各行各業炫耀有顧客。 治癒(養護)在越過國家(農村)的雜貨店中更可用的此時有汽笛食品機翼調味汁, 麵包, 熱(炎熱)調味汁和 喂's HooterAid 的出現。
As big as Hooters gets, they have never forgotten their roots and the communities they have sunk in (that's sunk, not sink, sorry). The system prides itself on its absolutely enormous commitment to community and charity involvement by the restaurants and their wonderful employees. It is so needed, unexcelled. . .and worth it
像汽笛到達那樣大, 他們從未忘記過他們的根源並且(這些)團契他們陷下去了 (那下沈了, 不下沈, 抱歉的) 。 系統對用(這些)餐館的團契和博愛的介入和他們的極好雇員使本身得意它的絕對地巨大的承諾(投入)。 它(這)那麼需要, unexcelled 。 ..和值得它(這)。
Hooters has sponsored a jet car, shovel racing and its own Arena Football team that everyone loved to beat. Today, Hooters boasts its own racing tour, pro golf tour, a developing radio show, a college bowl game and eagerly awaits the premiere of its Hooters Movie - and you thought this was a story!
汽笛主辦(倡議)了一輛噴射(嘴)汽車, 每個人都喜歡打(擊)的鐵鍬自己的場地(領域)比賽和足球隊。 今天, 汽笛炫耀有自己的比賽旅行, 高爾夫球旅行, 發展無線電演出(展覽), 一個學院碗遊戲(比賽)並且熱切等待它的汽笛的 初次上演 電影(院)- 並且你(們)認為這是故事!
But, there are a thousand different stories about Hooters, each which holds a clue to the success of the growing Hooters empire. Who knows what's around the corner as time goes by?
To Be Continued. . .
但是，, 關於汽笛有一千個不同故事, 每一它(這)都對生長汽笛 第一法蘭西帝國的 的成功保持(握住)線索。 誰知道如當時間遵循, 什麼在角落周遭?
對鈹繼續。 ..
Several years ago while playing Parcheesi at "The Home for the Visually Offensive," several semi-intellectual Clearwater businessmen had a sudden urge for the smell of rough sawn lumber and/or the taste of Buffalo style chicken wings. Knowing full well that they couldn't agree on anything as a group, nor could they get a weekend pass from the "home" to go to Buffalo, they decided to embark upon a major undertaking. They would open a place in Clearwater where other people of their caliber could gather and quench their thirst for the finer things in life.
Their venture, however, got off to a slow start. After announcing their plans, the "Hooters Six" (as they are now called) were promptly arrested for impersonating restaurateurs. There were no indictments, but the stigma lingers on.
There were many obstacles ahead, not the least of which was procuring a suitable location. After months of negotiations and a heated bidding war with "Wells Brothers Disposal," who wanted to use the building for a giant walk-in Dumpster, terms were agreed to and 2800 Gulf-to-Bay Boulevard, Clearwater, Florida was theirs.
Now the dilemma...what to name the place. Simple. What else brings a gleam to men's eyes everywhere besides beer, chicken wings and an occasional winning football season? Hence the name Hooters. Supposedly they were into owls. Strange group.
Anyway, the end product is what you see around you. So please sit back and enjoy yourself. If there is anything special you require please ask...within reason, of course.
幾年對於粗糙鋸開的木材的氣味和/ 或者水牛城風格小雞機翼的味道以前突然推展力在" 觀看地進攻性的家, " 幾個半- 智力的 Clearwater 商人玩 Parcheesi 時。 知道完全井他們作為小組不能就任何事(物)取得一致, 也不他們能從" 家" 得到週末通行證去水牛城, 他們決定著手主要採取(著手)。 他們開他們的口徑的其他人在生命能對於更好的東西(事情)聚集和熄滅他們的口渴的 Clearwater 的地方。
然而, 他們的冒險對慢速開始下車了。 在宣佈(發表)他們的計畫以後, " 汽笛六" (如當現下他們叫(打電話給)) 為 impersonating restaurateurs 敏捷地被阻止了。 沒有控告, 但是, 恥辱 在上面游移。在(向)前, 沒有許多障礙最少的, 在(最少的)當中(曾是)獲得合適位置。 在談判和有" 好兄弟處置, " 的一次加熱的出價的戰爭的數月以後誰想要把這棟建築物用作一個巨大的行走- 在 Dumpster , 學期(術語)同意了並且 2800 海灣到- 海灣林蔭大道, Clearwater , 佛羅里達是他們的- 。
現下這個困境。 ..什麼給這個地方命名。 簡單的 .除了啤酒, 小雞機翼和偶然勝 足球季節以外, 什麼其他寶石對人們的眼睛的 微光 到處? 因此名字汽笛。 根據推測 他們到貓頭鷹裡。 奇怪的 群 .
無論如何, 末端產品是你(們)在你(們)周遭看(見)的。 那麼請不活動和愉快。 如果有特別的任何事(物), 你(們)需要要求。 ..合情合理, 當然。
Since 1983, Hooters has published relatively useless information for people in all walks of life; ocean tide tables for Iowa residents; sunrise schedules in Braille; planting charts for New Yorkers; weather forecasts for the Bio-Dome; the breeding cycle of the chinch bug; household hints for Hooters Girls; and, of course, the ever useful Hooters Calendar - as long as you don't attempt to utilize it as a calendar. Now, every two weeks or so, we bring you the daily almanac. POLITICAL NEWS:Democratic candidate Wesley Clark said he believes that technology will one day make time travel possible. He wants to turn back the clock so maybe he really is a Republican. CHINA NEWS:The Chinese have fused human cells with rabbit eggs. They hope to one day develop a human with a lucky foot. STATE DEPARTMENT NEWS:Colin Powell said Iraq will have a constitution in six months and it is going to be modeled after our United States Constitution. Not the original one - the "lite" version we use now. RUSSIA NEWS:The Bolshoi Ballet in Russia has fired one of Russia`s best known ballerinas after some of the male dancers complained she was to fat to lift. They called her the "nutcracker." ENGLAMD NEWS:British researchers piped Duran Duran music into stalls at dairy farms to see if the stimulation makes the cows produce more milk. Reportedly, the cows have given more milk, but unfortunately, it all had an expiration date of March 4, 1986. LIMBAUGH UPDATE:Rush is being accused of misuse of prescription drugs by his housekeeper, who said she`s supplied him the drugs for 4 years. When you`re selling somebody drugs for four years you`re no longer the housekeeper, you`re the drug dealer. ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:Britney Spears and Madonna are teaming up to record a single together. That should start some tongues wagging... FASHION NEWS:According to fashion experts, the woman`s thong is finally going out of fashion. Designers blame the thong`s demise on changing styles, a more conservative public, and Anna Nicole Smith. PARENTAL NEWS:Parents are beginning to name their children after cars. There are kids named Jaguar, Bentley and Mercedes. Is this a good idea? Any dad out there want to name their daughter Hummer? LIMBAUGH UPDATE:It now appears that Rush Limbaugh is the only Republican with a prescription drug plan. Like 5000 pills per year! Rush said he would have no comment on his drug problem until he could figure out how to blame it on the Clinton`s. INTERNET NEWS:A new on-line website sells plus size items to overweight people including plus size couches. How fat are we getting in this country? If you don`t fit into your couch anymore - the answer is NOT a bigger couch. You don`t outgrow a couch! NEW YORK NEWS:A man was mauled by a 400 pound tiger he had living in his one room apartment. His excuse was that it was the only cat big enough to scare New York City rats. TEXAS NEWS:A band instructor at a Texas high school is taking heat for having the band put on a show that had Nazi flags. In a related story, the French class surrendered to the band. GORE UPDATE:Al Gore made an offer to buy a cable news channel. He wants a news network for working people. The daytime ratings should be great - seeing how so many working people have their days free now. The Hooters Almanac Archive
自從 1983 年, 在各行各業汽笛為人們相對地出版了沒有用處資訊; 出版了往衣阿華常駐的海洋潮水(潮汐)桌子; 日出在點字法中計畫; 播種為新 Yorkers 圖表; 圖表往 小傳 - 穹丘的天氣預報; 臭蟲 臭蟲(故障)的繁殖週期; 家庭為汽笛女孩暗示; 和, 當然, 有用的汽笛日曆- 只你(們)作為一本日曆不試圖利用它(這)。現下, 大約每隔兩星期, 我們帶來你(們)這個每日曆書。 說的政治 衛斯理 克拉克 新聞:民主的 候選人他相信技術總有一天將使時間運動(移動)可能的。 他想要那麼也許往回走(時)鐘他確實是有關共和的。 新聞:這 中文中國用兔子雞蛋熔合了人類盒(電池)。 他們希望一天用一個幸運腳(英尺)使人類成長。 六個月後 新聞:科林 Powell 說的伊拉克政務院將章程(憲法)並且它(這)要仿製探求我們的章程(憲法)美國。 這個原件我們現下不使用一" 淡的 " 版本。 在一些男性舞蹈家抱怨她提起起來對於肥(胖)以後, 俄國裡的俄國 新聞:這 Bolshoi 芭蕾鼓舞(點燃)了一個 俄羅斯軟革`s 最好的知道的 ballerinas 。 到奶製品出售攤裡的 ENGLAMD 新聞:大不列顛的 研究者管子的 Duran Duran 音樂種田(以)看出(看到)刺激作用是否這使乳牛生產(產生)更多牛奶。 據報道, 這乳牛給了更多牛奶, 但是非常遺憾, 它(這) 1986 年3月 4 日的所有的期滿日期。 由他的女管家指責(控告) LIMBAUGH UPDAT E:Rush處方藥物的誤用, 誰說了 她`s 供給了他 4 年的藥物。 當不再出賣四年 你`不動產 有人藥物的 你`不動產 時女管家, 你`不動產 這個藥物商人。 娛樂 新聞:Britney 矛和 聖母像
(是)一起隊記錄以下一個單一的。 那使一些舌頭開始擺動(搖動)。 ..對樣式專家的樣式 新聞:相符的 , 成年女子`s 皮帶最後走出樣式。 設計者改變風格, 更保守的公眾, 和 安那 妮可 史密斯歸罪於這個 皮帶`s 死亡。 雙親 新聞:Parents 仿照汽車(是)開始給他們的孩子們命名。 有小孩給美洲虎, Bentley 和 Mercedes 命名。 這是一個好主意嗎? 任何爹那裡出(外)想要把他們的女兒命名為發嗡嗡聲的東西嗎? 現下 LIMBAUGH UPDAT E:It出現急速行進 Limbaugh 是有一個處方藥物計畫的僅僅有關共和。 每年喜歡 5000 個藥丸! 說的急速行進他在他的藥物問題方面沒有評論直到他能斷定在 Clinton`s 如何該死。 網之間 新聞: 一 新在上- 線(行)的 網站 對加尺寸睡椅包括的超重人加尺寸項賣。 我們在陷入這個國家(農村)陷入得多肥(胖)? 如果你(們) 先生`t 再裝配到你(們)的睡椅中- 答案不是更大的睡椅。 你(們) 先生`t 穿不下睡椅! 紐約 新聞: 一 人由 400 磅(英鎊)老虎木製大槌了他有在他的一個房間(空間)公寓中生活(居住)。 他的原諒是驚嚇紐約城市老鼠, 這是大得足以的僅僅貓。 得克薩斯中學的得克薩斯 新聞: 一 帶狀物指導者(是)把熱當作使這個帶狀物放在演出(展覽), 有納粹旗幟上。 在聯繫(講述)的故事中, 法蘭西(法語)班級(課)對帶狀物投降了。 血 UPDAT E:Al 血 (進行)出現買電纜新聞通道(海峽)。 他為使人們工作想要新聞網路。 白天 ratings 應該很大看出(看到)工作人們現下使他們的天(日)自由(有空)使得多那麼多。 汽笛曆書檔案館。
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