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寧養狗卻不肯娶妻

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寧養狗卻不肯娶妻

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 
為什麼有些男人寧養狗卻不肯娶妻

1. The later you come home 
the more excited your dogs are to see you. 
你愈晚回家牠越興奮

2 Dogs don't notice if you call them 
by another dog's name. 
你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不會介意

3. Dogs like it 
if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 
你撒得滿地都是食物，牠都很高興

4. A dog's parents never visit. 
牠的父母永遠不會來訪

5. Dogs agree that 
you have to raise 
your voice to get your point across. 
你提高嗓子強烈表態牠也不反感

6. You never have to wait for 
a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 
你永不須要等呀等的,狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門

7. Dogs find you amusing 
when you're drunk. 
你喝醉了, 狗狗覺得你很有趣

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 
狗狗很喜歡打獵和釣魚

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 
'If I died, would you get another dog?' 
狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你 , 
牠死了你會不會找另外一條狗 ?

10. If a dog has babies, 
you can put an ad in the paper and 
give them away. 
狗狗生了孩子 , 你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉

11. A dog will let you put 
a studded collar on it 
without calling you a pervert. 
狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不會說你變態

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, 
they don't get mad. 
They just think it's interesting. 
狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道 , 
不但不會生氣還會覺得很有趣

13. Dogs like to ride in 
the back of a pickup truck. 
狗狗很喜歡坐小貨車的後座

14 Dogs never ask you to buy her a diamond ring or demand you do something you dont like to
狗狗絕不會要求你給牠買鑽戒，或指揮你做這做那....... 

And last, but not the least... 最後,但很重要:

15. If a dog leaves,
it won't take half of your stuff. 
狗狗離開你時，絕不會分掉你一半的家財呢! 

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